HULK REVIEWS: Monty Python’s Spamalot

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HULK OUT SMASHING. LEAVE MESSAGE AT BEEP.

Pick up HULK. I know you screen your calls.

OH, IT’S YOU, PUNY HUMAN. WHAT YOU WANT WITH HULK?

I need you to go to the Fox and watch “Monty Python’s Spamalot” and review it for me.

HULK NOT LIKE SNAKES. ESPECIALLY BIG SNAKES THAT SQUEEZE YOU TO DEATH.

No, HULK. It’s not that kind of python. This is a British comedy troupe.

STUPID NAME FOR COMEDY TROUPE. WHAT’S A SPAMALOT?

It’s nothing. It’s based on the classic movie “Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”

WHAT’S A GRAIL?

It’s a cup.

WHY THEY NOT CALL IT A CUP?

I don’t know. Look, can you go to the show or not? I can always call Red Hulk.

NO, NO. DON’T DO THAT. HULK WILL BE THERE.

Monty Python's Spamalot. Photo by Scott Suchman

AND SO IT WAS THAT HULK WENT TO FABULOUS FOX THEATRE TO WATCH TONY AWARD WINNING MUSICAL “MONTY PYTHON’S SPAMALOT.”

WHY ARE PEOPLE HITTING EACH OTHER WITH FISH? FISH NOT GOOD WEAPON. HOW DID COCONUT GET TO ENGLAND? HULK CONFUSED BY ALL THIS TALK ABOUT SPARROWS. NOW THEY’RE TALKING ABOUT THE INJUSTICE OF MONARCHY VERSUS OTHER FORMS OF GOVERNMENT. THESE MONTY PYTHON PEOPLE ARE DEEP.

PRETTY LADIES. ABOUT TIME. LOT OF GOOD SINGING AND DANCING. HULK LIKE LADY OF THE LAKE. NICE COSTUMES. SIR ROBIN A BIT OF A SISSY. WHOA, WHERE THOSE BIG FEET COME FROM? NOW FRENCH PEOPLE ARE THROWING COWS DOWN ON THE KNIGHTS! RUN AWAY, KNIGHTS! RUN AWAY! INTERMISSION, THANK GOODNESS.

WHY ARE KNIGHTS AFRAID OF WORD ‘NI?’ WORD DOESN’T HURT HULK’S EARS. WHY DO THEY WANT SHRUBBERY? DON’T THEY LIVE IN FOREST?

HEY, THERE’S HULK’S AVENGER FRIEND, THE BLACK KNIGHT! KING JUST CUT HIS ARM OFF! IS THIS PART OF SHOW? HE JUST CUT OTHER ARM OFF! HULK SHOULD DO SOMETHING! WAIT, WHY EVERYONE LAUGHING? DISMEMBERMENT IS FUNNY? HULK NOT UNDERSTAND BRITISH HUMOR.

WHAT’S A JEW?

WHERE DID PRETTY LADY GO? OH, THERE SHE IS. PRETTY LADY NOT HAPPY ABOUT BEING BACKSTAGE SO LONG EITHER. SHE SURE CAN SING.

OH, PRETTY WHITE BUNNY! HULK LOVES BUNNIES. WHOA! BUNNY JUST BIT KNIGHT’S HEAD OFF! WHY EVERYONE LAUGHING AGAIN? THIS IS ONE SICK CROWD.

SO, WHAT DID HULK THINK OF ‘SPAMALOT?’ HULK ENJOYED SONGS AND COSTUMES AND CLEVER SET DESIGNS AND ANIMATION AND LADY OF THE LAKE. HULK ALSO ENJOYED MUSICAL’S CLEVER WAY OF MAKING FUN OF BROADWAY MUSICALS. NOT SURE HULK UNDERSTANDS ALL THE HUMOR.

‘SPAMALOT’ WAS STRANGEST MUSICAL HULK HAS EVER SEEN, BUT HULK ENJOYED IT. HULK THINKS.

“Monty Python’s Spamalot” plays through Sunday. www.fabulousfox.com

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