The Pointless, Worthless List for 03.30.11

Five Worst Star Wars Characters

1. Anakin Skywalker

(Worse than Jar Jar because he almost ruins Darth Vader)

2. Jar Jar Binks

(no explanation necessary)

3. Boba Fett

(what did this guy ever do to rate a following?)

4. C-3PO

(face it — he’s the Jar Jar of the original trilogy)

5. Salacious Crumb

(I found his name by typing “Jabba the Hut’s sidekick” into Google.)


3 responses to “The Pointless, Worthless List for 03.30.11

  1. Salacious Crumb? I think I’ve been called that by someone before…

  2. Anakin Skywalker also had the benefit of two of the worst actors ever to grace the screen, especially that first kid.

  3. Neighbor Dave

    I agree with Chris D. Worst actors ever playing Anakin. Horrible dialog to deal with too.
    C3PO can be annoying, especially in the new movies that I have purged from my brain along with Matrix 2 and 3.
    I’d put Boba Fett below C3PO just because he doesn’t talk and is therefore less annoying by default.
    Have you seen that documentary “The People vs George Lucas”? There’s a lot of good Jar Jar bashing in that…

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