The Pointless, Worthless List for 05.04.11

Top 10 Reasons Why Thor is The Most Awesome Superhero Ever

1. He’s a God. That pretty much trumps “alien from another planet,” “bitten by radioactive spider” and “my parents were killed by a mugger — I must dress up like a bat.”

2. He fights evil with a hammer.

3. He fights evil with a magic hammer.

4. He fights evil with a magic hammer named Mjolnir. Does Green Lantern’s ring have a name? Nay.

5. Wonder Woman flies in an invisible plane. Thor rides a flying chariot pulled by goats named Toothgrinder and Toothgnasher.

6. Not afraid to wear polka dots. Even on his pants.

7. Was rockin’ the long, blonde hair look long before Fabio and heavy metal bands.

8. Does Superman have a day of the week named after him? I think not.

9. Speaks perfect Shakespearean English — even though he’s a Viking God.

10. Batman fights a crazy clown and a fat guy called the Penguin. Thor fights Rock Trolls and Frost Giants.

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