HULK REVIEWS: JERSEY BOYS

HULK HERE. PUNY HUMAN ASKED HULK TO REVIEW ‘JERSEY BOYS,’ THE TONY AWARD WINNING MUSICAL BASED ON LIFE OF FRANKIE VALLI AND THE FOUR SEASONS. 

HULK WENT TO NEW JERSEY ONCE. SMASHED SOME THINGS. MADE IT BETTER, TO BE HONEST.  PUNY HUMAN SITTING NEXT TO HULK NEEDS TO LEARN TO SHARE ARM REST OR HULK WILL BE SMASHING HIM NEXT.

NICE SET. HULK LIKES PICTURES IN THE BACK THAT LOOK LIKE COMIC BOOK PANELS. MAKES HULK FEEL AT HOME. ‘LATE DECEMBER BACK IN ’63?’ HULK REMEMBERS THAT. HULK WAS HIDING IN CAVE FROM THUNDERBOLT ROSS AND ARMY. NOT A VERY SPECIAL TIME FOR HULK. 

Ryan Jesse, Joseph Leo Bwarie, Matt Bailey, Steve Gouveia and the Company of JERSEY BOYS; photo by Joan Marcus.

FRANKIE VALLI HAS VOICE LIKE AN ANGEL. REST OF GROUP SINGS GOOD TOO. HULK LOVE FOUR-PART HARMONY. HULK REMEMBER THESE SONGS! BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY! BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY! HULK MUST REMEMBER TO BUY SOUNDTRACK AT INTERMISSION.

HO, HO! FRANKIE SINGING ‘WALK LIKE A MAN, TALK LIKE A MAN’ BUT HE SOUND LIKE A GIRL! HULK APPRECIATE IRONY. THAT IS IRONY, RIGHT? SOMETIMES HULK NOT SURE.

BOY, JERSEY BOYS SURE LIKE TO USE NAUGHTY LANGUAGE. DO THEY KISS THEIR MOTHERS WITH THOSE MOUTHS? HULK FEEL LIKE HE WATCHING MUSICAL BY MARTIN SCORSESE.

WHY NARRATOR KEEP CHANGING? THIS CONFUSES HULK. UH, OH. BAND IN TROUBLE WITH THE MOB. HULK HATES THE MOB. HULK WILL SMASH MOB AT INTERMISSION. THEN BUY SOUNDTRACK

WHY DRUMMER NOT CONSIDERED PART OF BAND? DRUMMERS ALWAYS GET SHORT END OF STICK. HO, HO! HULK MADE JOKE. DRUMMERS, STICK. GET IT? HULK TOO FUNNY FOR ROOM. 

WOW, THAT WAS VERY GOOD SHOW. MUSIC WAS LIVELY AND FUN. ACTORS WERE VERY GOOD. JOSEPH LEO BWARIE WAS EXCELLENT AS FRANKIE VALLI AND REST OF CAST WAS JUST AS GOOD. HULK HIGHLY RECOMMEND ‘JERSEY BOYS.’ 

‘WALK LIKE MAN, TALK LIKE MAN…’ OH, NOW HULK GOING TO HAVE SONG STUCK IN HIS HEAD ALL DAY.

‘Jersey Boys’ runs through May 29 at the Fox Theater. fabulousfox.com

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