The Pointless, Worthless List for 07.24.13

12 Reasons Why Wolverine Is Greater Than Superman

1. Wolverine: Marvel; Superman: DC

2. Wolverine doesn’t get weak in the knees at the sight of green rocks

3. Yellow spandex more fashionable than red and blue

4. Superman’s Best Friend: Jimmy Olsen; Wolverine’s Best Friend: Nightcrawler

5. Wolverine is an X-Man and an Avenger; Superman is a “Super Friend”

6. Hugh Jackman


7. Superman’s arch-enemy: bald businessman/scientist; Wolverine’s arch-enemy: Sabretooth!

8. Clark Kent works is a newspaper reporter; Logan runs a bar on an island in southeast Asia.

9. Superman wears glasses as a disguise; Wolverine wears an eye-patch

10. Superman’s girlfriend: Lois Lane; Wolverine’s girlfriend: Anyone he wants (of course, it often ends in death, but still…)

11. Wolverine will never appear in a movie as bad as “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.”

12. Superman: Illegal alien; Wolverine: Canadian

One response to “The Pointless, Worthless List for 07.24.13

  1. I vote for #6.

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