12 Reasons Why Wolverine Is Greater Than Superman
1. Wolverine: Marvel; Superman: DC
2. Wolverine doesn’t get weak in the knees at the sight of green rocks
3. Yellow spandex more fashionable than red and blue
4. Superman’s Best Friend: Jimmy Olsen; Wolverine’s Best Friend: Nightcrawler
5. Wolverine is an X-Man and an Avenger; Superman is a “Super Friend”
6. Hugh Jackman
7. Superman’s arch-enemy: bald businessman/scientist; Wolverine’s arch-enemy: Sabretooth!
8. Clark Kent works is a newspaper reporter; Logan runs a bar on an island in southeast Asia.
9. Superman wears glasses as a disguise; Wolverine wears an eye-patch
10. Superman’s girlfriend: Lois Lane; Wolverine’s girlfriend: Anyone he wants (of course, it often ends in death, but still…)
11. Wolverine will never appear in a movie as bad as “Superman IV: The Quest for Peace.”
12. Superman: Illegal alien; Wolverine: Canadian