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Gone: Malcolm Young

Stand up and be counted for what you are about to receive
We are the dealers
We’ll give you everything you need
Hail hail to the good times
Cos rock has got the right of way
We ain’t no legends ain’t no cause
We’re just livin’ for today
For those about to rock, we salute you

‘Cause the walls were shaking
The earth was quaking
My mind was aching
And we were making it
And you
Shook me all night long
Rode down the highway
Broke the limit, we hit the town
Went through to Texas, yeah Texas, and we had some fun
We met some girls
Some dancers who gave a good time
Broke all the rules
Played all the fools
Yeah yeah they, they, they blew our minds
And I was shaking at the knees
Could I come again please
Yeah them ladies were too kind
You’ve been
Thunderstruck
If you’re havin’ trouble with the high school head
He’s givin’ you the blues
You wanna graduate but not in his bed
Here’s what you gotta do
Pick up the phone, I’m always home
Call me any time
Just ring 362 436 oh
I lead a life of crimeDirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
Dirty deeds, done dirt cheap
(Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap)
(Dirty deeds and they’re done dirt cheap)

Ridin’ down the highway
Goin’ to a show
Stop in all the byways
Playin’ rock ‘n’ roll
Gettin’ robbed
Gettin’ stoned
Gettin’ beat up
Broken boned
Gettin’ had
Gettin’ took
I tell you folks
It’s harder than it looksIt’s a long way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll

I’m rolling thunder pouring rain
I’m coming on like a hurricane
My lightning’s flashing across the sky
You’re only young but you’re gonna die
I won’t take no prisoners won’t spare no lives
Nobody’s putting up a fight
I got my bell I’m gonna take you to hell
I’m gonna get ya satan get yaHells bells
Hells bells, you got me ringing
Hells bells, my temperature’s high
Hells bells

Rock ‘n’ roll ain’t noise pollution
Yes I’m back in black
Back in the back of a Cadillac
Number one with a bullet I’m a power pack
Yes I am
In a bang with the gang
They’ve got to catch me if they want me to hang
Cause I’m back on the track and I’m beatin’ the flack
Nobody’s gonna get me on another rap
So look at me now I’m just makin’ my play
Don’t try to push your luck just get out of my way
Cause I’m back
Yes I’m back
Well I’m back
Yes I’m back
Well I’m back back
Well I’m back in black
Yes I’m back in black
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Livin’ easy
Livin’ free
Season ticket on a one way ride
Askin’ nothin’
Leave me be
Takin’ everythin’ in my stride
Don’t need reason
Don’t need rhyme
Ain’t nothin’ that I’d rather do
Goin’ down
Party time
My friends are gonna be there tooI’m on the highway to hell

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Justice League: Read More About It

I’m looking at DC’s latest listing of “essential graphic novels” and it turns out the company and I are not in agreement on what makes essential reading. I would never recommend anyone (especially anyone new to comics) to suffer through the convoluted, confusing “Final Crisis.” Nor would I point you in the direction of the creepy and depressing “Identity Crisis.”

81c3FTam4sLSo let’s throw the list away. Here are some of the books that made me love the JLA. Some may be out of print but you can find ’em on Amazon, so they’re out there somewhere.

My first experience with the Justice League of America was the early 1970s. I don’t remember the writers but the art was by Dick Dillin. He wasn’t a “hot” or flashy artist but his style was clean and sharp and I liked it.

You can find most of this stuff in DC’s “Showcase” series. Volumes 5 and 6 cover the years I was reading the book.  It was good stuff for a kid, it probably hasn’t aged well. But that’s OK, the best comics are the ones you loved as a kid.

61-OvGyiIPL._SX320_BO1,204,203,200_I left DC for Marvel in the mid-70s and didn’t come back until George Perez, who made a name for himself drawing “The Avengers.” jumped ship to DC for a long run on “Teen Titans” and a short run on “Justice League.” His JLA work is available in 2 volumes — titled, appropriately enough, “Justice League of America by George Perez (DC Classic Comics Library).”

When Perez left, so did I. My next foray into Justice League lore would also be my longest. In 1987 the book was revamped for the 347th time — this time as a workplace comedy.

Keith Giffen and J.M. DeMatteis weren’t allowed to use Superman or Wonder Woman in the beginning and had limited use of Batman so they put the focus on Z-listers Blue Beetle, Booster Gold, Guy Gardner, Fire, Ice, Maxwell Lord and more characters you’ve never heard of. Giffen and DeMatteis were joined by artist Kevin Maguire, whose wonderfully expressive faces just added to the fun.

JLIOmnibusGranted, taking a serious book like Justice League and playing it for laughs didn’t sit well at first, but it was so well done it quickly became a hit, spawning a sister title, “Justice League Europe,” and several specials. When Maguire left the book he was replaced by the equally gifted Adam Hughes.

A big chunk of the run was recently collected in “Justice League International Omnibus Vol. 1.” I don’t buy omnibi — they’re too big and clunky and difficult to read, but I’m not you so do what you want. If you are also put off by the omnibus format, the initial run is collected in “Justice League: A New Beginning.” Start there and you’ll probably be able to find the rest collected somewhere.

There have been a couple of other JLA incarnations I’ve checked out over the years but nothing that stands out as something worth mentioning here. Some people really liked the Grant Morrison years — I was not one of them.

81dcYjT13fLIf you’re looking for something more in line with the movie, your best bet would be the recent “New 52” revamp of the team. “Justice League: Origin” collects the 2011 new beginning that tries to explain why Cyborg is now a Justice Leaguer when he should be chillin’ with Beast Boy, Starfire and Raven. The story is no great shakes but it has some sweet Jim Lee art.

 

Justice League of Answers

Do you belong in the Justice League Elite or Justice League Antarctica? Let’s find out.

1. True/False: The Justice League of America was the first superhero team in comic books

6056-2014-6621-1-justice-league-of-amFalse. The original super team was the Justice Society of America, formed in 1940 and featuring all the big stars of the Golden Age. If you weren’t Superman, Batman or Wonder Woman you fell out of favor in the 1950s.

In the 1960s, DC revamped several of those lesser characters with new identities, costumes and origin stories. These new versions teamed up with the Trinity in 1960 as the Justice League of America.

It was later determined that the originals existed on Earth 2 while the modern versions lived on Earth 1. Yes, it sounds backwards to everyone. In later years they did away with the multiple Earths idea, but it may be back. I’m not sure.

2. Which of the following has not been a Justice League headquarters: (a) A cave (b) a space satellite (c) a watchtower on the moon (d) an underwater facility outside Atlantis

(d) To the best of my knowledge, the JLA has never set up shop under the sea.

3. True/False: The Justice League is partially responsible for the creation of the Marvel Universe

True. According to industry legend, Marvel/Timely publisher Martin Goodman was playing golf with an executive from DC/National and the DC guy was bragging about how well Justice League was selling, so Martin went back to the office and told Stan Lee to create a superhero team comic. Lee and Jack Kirby came back with The Fantastic Four and the rest is history. (The golf game part of the story is probably fiction. As Stan tells the story in “Origins of Marvel Comics,” Martin simply noticed that JLA was selling well and told Stan to come up with something similar.)

4. In the 1980s Aquaman disbands the JLA and creates a new team filled with newbies and second-stringers like Vibe, Gypsy, Vixen and the Elongated Man. This often-maligned group is known as the Justice League: (a) Boston (b) Chicago (c) Detroit (d) Pittsburgh

(c) Detroit. And Aquaman was never allowed to make decisions for the team ever again.

5. Which of the following was not a member of the Super Friends: (a) Apache Chief (b) Black Lightning (c) El Dorado (d) Silver Samurai

(d) While there was a member of the Super Friends named Samurai, the Silver Samurai is a Marvel villain who once fought Jim Belushi.

jlaNEW52_016. True/False: Catwoman has been a member of the Justice League

True. It was a recent version of the JLA. It was not put together by Batman.

7. The Justice League made its debut in: (a) Action Comics (b) The Brave and the Bold (c) Justice League of America (d) Tales to Astonish

(b) Brave and the Bold No. 28, published in 1960, to be exact.

8. True/False: Batman made up files on how to take out each member of the Justice League

Of course he did. He’s Batman.

9. Which of the following has not been a version of the Justice League: (a) Justice League Antarctica (b) Justice League Dark (c) Justice League Elite (d) Justice League Europe (e) Justice League International (f) Justice League Russia (g) Justice League Task Force

(f) There has never been a Justice League operating out of Moscow

10. Which animal did not hang out with the Super Friends: (a) Gleek (b) Krypto (c) Wonder Dog

(b) Krypto. Ace, the Bat Hound, didn’t have time for the Super Friends, either.

11. Before joining the big leagues, Cyborg was a longstanding member of this super team: (a) Challengers of the Unknown (b) Doom Patrol (c) Justice Society (d) Teen Titans

ICO002088_1._SX400_QL80_TTD_(d) Cyborg made his debut in the wildly popular 1980s revival of the Teen Titans. He’s still a Titan on Cartoon Network.

12. Who was the teenage mascot of the JLA: (a) Archie Andrews (b) Rick Jones (c) Ron Wilson (d) Snapper Carr

(d) Snapper Carr (he had an annoying habit of snapping his fingers, hence the name). Rick Jones was the Avengers’ teen mascot. I have no idea why super teams had teen mascots in the 1960s.

13. Blue Beetle and Booster Gold started a casino and resort, called Club JLI, on this South Pacific island: (a) Bali Ha’i (b) Krakoa (c) Kooey Kooey Kooey (d) Muir Island

(c) I will be disappointed in you if you didn’t at least guess Kooey Kooey Kooey.

14. True/False: Wonder Woman served as the Justice League’s secretary

False. What? What an incredibly sexist thing to think! Of course Wonder Woman did not serve as secretary to the Justice League! She did serve as secretary to the Justice Society. But then, that was the 1940s.

15. What is the Martian Manhunter’s favorite snack food: (a) Chocos (b) Mars bars (c) Pringles (d) Reeses Pieces

(a) Chocos, which appear to be the DC equivalent of Oreos.

16. The Vision is to the the Avengers what ________________________ is to the Justice League. (a) Cyborg (b) L-Ron (c) Red Tornado (d) Robotman

(c) Red Tornado is the JLA’s resident android with a heart.

17. The Justice League first met in their headquarters outside: (a) Gotham City (b) Happy Harbor (c) Metropolis (d) Star City

(b) Happy Harbor, Rhode Island

18. True/False: Hawkeye has been a member of the Justice League

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Of course. Who wouldn’t want Hawkeye on their team? Despite belonging to a different company, Hawkeye joined the JLA for a page or two in the JLA/Avengers crossover miniseries of 2003-04. He immediately hooked up with Green Arrow’s girlfriend, Black Canary.

19. Which Justice Leaguer did Green Arrow have a long-running  feud with: (a) Flash (b) Firestorm (c) Hawkman (d) Superman

(c) Hawkman. There didn’t appear to be any reason for it, other than DC wanting to break away from the “super friends” image that was associated with the league.

20. This dog-like member of the Green Lantern Corps managed to get into the Justice League despite being the Jar Jar Binks of the franchise. (a) Ch’p (d) G’Nort (c) Guy Gardner (d) Kilowog

(d) G’Nort. He had an influential family member get him in the corps. He was shipped off to Justice League Antarctica to get him out of the way.

Score: 

0-5 G’Nort Could Have Done Better

6-10 Bwah-Ha-Ha, you’re still a loser

11-15 You deserve a box of Chocos

16-20 Like Marvin, Wendy, Zan and Jayna, you are an honorary Super Friend

 

 

 

Justice League Quiz

How well do you know the Justice League? Given how many reboots, revisions and crises they’ve gone through, I doubt anyone – even Batman – really knows all there is to know about the Justice League.

1. True/False: The Justice League of America was the first superhero team in comic books

2. Which of the following has not been a Justice League headquarters: (a) A cave (b) a space satellite (c) a watchtower on the moon (d) an underwater facility outside Atlantis

3. True/False: The Justice League is partially responsible for the creation of the Marvel Universe

aquacover184. In the 1980s Aquaman disbands the JLA and creates a new team filled with newbies and second-stringers like Vibe, Gypsy, Vixen and the Elongated Man. This often-maligned group is known as the Justice League: (a) Boston (b) Chicago (c) Detroit (d) Pittsburgh

5. Which of the following was not a member of the Super Friends: (a) Apache Chief (b) Black Lightning (c) El Dorado (d) Silver Samurai

6. True/False: Catwoman has been a member of the Justice League

7. The Justice League made its debut in: (a) Action Comics (b) The Brave and the Bold (c) Justice League of America (d) Tales to Astonish

8. True/False: Batman made up files on how to take out each member of the Justice League

9. Which of the following has not been a version of the Justice League: (a) Justice League Antarctica (b) Justice League Dark (c) Justice League Elite (d) Justice League Europe (e) Justice League International (f) Justice League Russia (g) Justice League Task Force

10. Which animal did not hang out with the Super Friends: (a) Gleek (b) Krypto (c) Wonder Dog

11. Before joining the big leagues, Cyborg was a longstanding member of this superteam: (a) Challengers of the Unknown (b) Doom Patrol (c) Justice Society (d) Teen Titans

12. Who was the teenage mascot of the JLA: (a) Archie Andrews (b) Rick Jones (c) Ron Wilson (d) Snapper Carr

justice-league-island-life13. Blue Beetle and Booster Gold started a casino and resort, called Club JLI, on this South Pacific island: (a) Bali Ha’i (b) Krakoa (c) Kooey Kooey Kooey (d) Muir Island

14. True/False: Wonder Woman served as the Justice League’s secretary

15. What is the Martian Manhunter’s favorite snack food: (a) Chocos (b) Mars bars (c) Pringles (d) Reeses Pieces

16. The Vision is to the the Avengers what ________________________ is to the Justice League. (a) Cyborg (b) L-Ron (c) Red Tornado (d) Robotman

17. The Justice League first met in their headquarters outside: (a) Gotham City (b) Happy Harbor (c) Metropolis (d) Star City

18. True/False: Hawkeye has been a member of the Justice League

19. Which Justice Leaguer did Green Arrow have a long-running  feud with: (a) Flash (b) Firestorm (c) Hawkman (d) Superman

20. This dog-like member of the Green Lantern Corps managed to get into the Justice League despite being the Jar Jar Binks of the franchise. (a) Ch’p (d) G’Nort (c) Guy Gardner (d) Kilowog

Tomorrow: The Answers

 

 

 

It’s Justice League Week

Welcome to Justice League Week, where we celebrate the big screen debut of DC Comics’ premiere super team. Eight-year-old me would be so excited. Eight-year-old me wouldn’t care about Warner Bros’ track record with DC movies. Modern me is a little more wary.

I have a long history with the Justice League, which I have already written about at length, so if you missed it the first time around look up “DC and Me” in the archives.

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We will be following our usual routine for these things.

MONDAY: Intro to Justice League Week

TUESDAY: Justice League: The Quiz

WEDNESDAY: Justice League: The Answers

THURSDAY: Justice League: The Movie Review

FRIDAY: Justice League: Read More About It

Now go study, because tomorrow we will be testing your JL knowledge and you’ll want to come out of it looking smarter than Booster Gold, won’t you?

On Stage: On Your Feet!

It’s always nice when a new show comes to town and it’s even nicer when the show is as fun and lively as “On Your Feet!”

The show is another musical biography, this time centered on Gloria and Emilio Estefan and their work with the Miami Sound Machine. It features all their big hits, including “Rhythm Is Gonna Get You,” “Conga” and “Turn The Beat Around” — as well as a song written especially for the show by Gloria and her daughter Emily.

“On Your Feet!” was written by Alexander Dinelaris with music by Gloria and Emilio Estefan and Miami Sound Machine. It opened in Chicago in the summer of 2015 and moved to Broadway later that year.

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Mauricio Martinez as Emilio Estefan and Christie Prades as Gloria Estefan and Company, in a scene from “On Your Feet!” The musical is now playing at the Fox Theatre. 
Photo © Matthew Murphy

As is the way of these shows, it opens with Gloria Estefan (Christie Prades) at the height of her popularity before going into flashback mode to her childhood. Young Gloria is a gifted singer with a great deal of family responsibilities.

With encouragement from her grandmother Consuelo (Alma Cuervo), Gloria performs an original song for local musician Emilio Estefan (Mauricio Martinez) and his band. He brings her into the band and they begin the long climb to stardom.

Like any “Behind The Music” story, there is plenty of drama and sadness to sprinkle among the exuberant song-and-dance numbers. There are fights with record executives, a rift between Gloria and her mother (Nancy Ticotin), and other incidents that I won’t mention in case you’re unfamiliar with the story. Thankfully, the tale avoids the drug addiction element that’s so common in musician biographies.

“On Your Feet!” is a high-energy crowd pleaser with dazzling costumes and lighting effects, impressive and infectious dance numbers, and powerful vocal performances by Prades, Martinez and the rest of the cast.

The show ends with a mega-mix of Estefan’s hits that is sure to get audience members on their feet — and maybe dancing in the aisles.

“On Your Feet!” runs through Nov. 19 at the Fox Theatre. https://www.fabulousfox.com

On Stage: Evil Dead – The Musical

When I asked The Wife if she wanted to join me for “Evil Dead – The Musical,” I did not get the response I was expecting.

“Sure, I’ll go.”

I’m pretty sure Laurie has never seen an “Evil Dead” movie. I don’t believe that she would like one if she’d seen one. I didn’t mention it was a horror movie, but I figured that was self-evident from the title.

So I could only assume that she was going as some kind of penance for all those years of Shakespeare and opera that I’ve been subjected to.

Hey, works for me.

And so it was that Thursday night we made our way to the Grandel Theatre in St. Louis for opening night of “Evil Dead – The Musical.” We did not have seats in the “splatter zone,” but watching it from the balcony was perfectly fine. I’ve got Laurie this far, no need to push it.

“The Evil Dead” began life in 1981 as a horror comedy by director Sam Raimi and starring Bruce Campbell as Ash, a store clerk who fights demons with a shotgun and a chainsaw. It hellspawned more movies, a TV series, video games, comic books, and in 2003 — a musical.

EvilDeadv2Written by George Reinblatt with music by Reinblatt, Melissa Morris, Frank Cipolla and Christopher Bond, the show mixes and mashes characters and story lines from the various “Evil Dead” movies. The result is a campy, vulgar, bloody, strange brew that is sure to please its target audience. My wife is definitely not the target audience but she didn’t run screaming from the theater and we did stay past intermission so maybe there is some broad, general appeal as well.

Trent Mills stars as Ash, who has decided to spend Spring Break at a secluded cabin in the woods with his girlfriend Linda (Michelle Nash), little sister Cheryl (Saphire Demitro), best friend Scotty (Christopher Fulton) and Shelley (Merritt Crews) — a woman Scotty picked up along the way.

Ash doesn’t actually own the cabin, or even know the owner, they’re just going to break in and spend a few fun-filled days. It turns out the cabin was owned by an archaeologist who had gone to the cabin to study an ancient book — the Necronomicon Ex-Mortis, a.k.a. The Book of the Dead.

Unfortunately, during his research the archaeologist lets loose some Candarian demons and now the cabin, the woods, and eventually all of Ash’s companions become possessed by evil. Joining the melee in the second act are the archaeologist’s daughter (also played by Merritt Crews), her boyfriend (Andy Ingram) and their local guide — good old reliable Jake (Jonathan Shaboo).

“Evil Dead – The Musical” wants to be the new “Rocky Horror Picture Show” but it doesn’t have the chops — at least not musically. There are a couple of catchy, clever tunes but the music is the show’s weak link. “Do The Necronomicon” will never replace “The Time Warp.”

The actors are fine and the story is weird, strange, creepy, crude and often inappropriately funny. Just like it was meant to be.

“Evil Dead – The Musical” runs through Oct. 22 at the Grandel Theatre. http://www.kranzbergartsfoundation.org/the-grandel/